Fat Les Who invented Fish and Chips? Who Invented Poo? Lyrics.

Who invented Fish and Chips? Who Invented Poo?
Released 2002
Written / Produced by Fat Les
Recorded at Mayfair Studios London

Vocals: Lily Allen, Keith Allen & Andy Kane
Engineered by Rik Simpson
Mixed by John Hudson Mayfair
Tape Operators by Ferg Peterkin
Mastered By Buntat Townhouse Studios London

Backing Vocals No Salad Crew / Titus Gookwash & Louis Govett
Drums Dave Rowntree

Cover Damien Hurst
Design Jason Beard
Phtography Mike Patsons
Art Direction Hugh Allan

Publishing: Keith Allen – Peter Barnes for Rockster Music Alex James – EMI Publishing

Track list CD001:
1. Who invented Fish and Chips? Who Invented Poo?
2. Who invented Fish and Chips? Who Invented Poo? Instumental.

Lyrics

Burps, Giggles, Burps, Giggles

Who invented this? (God)
Who invented that? (God did too)
Who invented this and that, (The English Did)
Well who invented those?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Mum did) (Ohh)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Love? (God)
Who invented Hate? (God did too)
Who invented Love & Hate, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Tchee)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Dad did too)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

(50% of the inventions inverted after the second world war have been English.)
(Yep bang on mate)

Trains, Boats, Planes, Computers, Penicillin, Connect Four, Countdown, Generation Game, Telephones

Gimme more, Gimme more.

Parliment, National Health, Luddites, Besement Converter? String Jemmy? Sting, Internal Combustion, Hovercraft, The Clash, Blur, Oasis, Detours, The Rolling Stones, Capston Full Strength, Navy Rum, Hipsters, Hippies, Flares, Vera Lyn and Chris Camara

We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.
We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.

We’re England, (England England) and we given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (The Dutch) (No)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
The Dutch invented Poo? (Really)

Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
And We’ve given so much we’re taking something back.