Borrowed from the sports forum at The DVD Forums.

1. Against Man utd

Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house”

2. (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*** one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

3. Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

‘Going down, going down, going down.’

Sunderland fans reply…..

‘So are we , so are we , so are we.’

4. Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

“Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?”

5. Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

“You’re just a fat Eddie Murphy”

6. (To the tune of Craig David – Rewind):

“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER”

7. To Graham Rix when he was released from prison (To a Manic Street Preachers song):

“If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next”

8. Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn’t like the idea of a swear word in his song.

He’s here, he’s there
We’re not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf”

9. A song about Tim Howard’s tourettes syndrome….. in style of Chim-Chiminey

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We’ve got Tim Howard
and he says **** YOU!!

10. In reference to Jaime Carragher’s dad being banned from football stadium after being arrested for being drunk at a football match…

He’s red,
He’s sound,
He’s banned from every ground,
Carra’s dad,
Carra’s dad

11. Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews…

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be *****,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

12. Here’s a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover…

He’s bald,
He’s ****,
He gets a game when no-one’s fit,

Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!

13. To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you’re bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

14. A beauty for Liverpool, shame Biscan’s left…

Don’t blame it on the Biscan,
Don’t blame it on the Hamann,
Don’t blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,

He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.
He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.

15. Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

“Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams”...

Stumbled upon this on one of my click marathons. The video is great!

A lot better that that song from Embrace, which incidently I didn’t hear once throughout the World Cup…

A little bit from “About The Roars” from thier website:

The Roars came about when two friends, Irishman; Eoin Aidan Clarke and Englishman; Mark Jonathan Sullivan decided to pen a world cup song that was instantly memorable, would spur on the England team and be a celebration of the team’s success.

Any a few of the Lyrics

How many times have we been there
And how many times have we let it slip away
Our hands in the sky together
Our hearts in our mouths on that very special day

Now we’ve got the talent
We’ve got the dream team
And this time we’ll make it all the way ay ay ay ay ay

Come on England
Make us all proud today
Come on England
We’re going all the way

To see more and especialy the video preview go here.

Hmmm This could be interesting…

Alex James says offical tune can ‘suck my cock’
Blur bassist Alex James and Fat Les are planning to spoil Embrace’s World Cup party with the announcement that they are considering writing a rival song for the tournament.

Embrace are set to soundtrack the sporting summer with the official England World Cup song, ‘World At Your Feet’.

However, upset at the choice, James is in talks about doing his own song, along with Fat Les mate Keith Allen, and possibly even Echo And The Bunnymen frontman Ian McCulloch too.

“Every winter I forget how cold it gets, and it’s like that with every World Cup – you forget how fucking huge it is,” the Blur bassist told NME.COM. “The whole world comes to a halt. People have been saying, ‘Are you going to do a football record?’ and I’m like, ‘No’, but you start getting a sniff of it. And it’s like, ‘Embrace?’. I’d do a fucking better job than that. Keith Allen’s been calling. I’ve been thinking about it.”

Full article at the NME

Wouldn’t a new song by Fat Les be a stormer for this years world cup! Go for it lads! You can Discuss this further over at the NME Forums.

I wonder if they would want the fatles.co.uk domain? Guys if your reading this maybe we could come to some type of arrangement…..Please!

So the FA have announced ‘Embrace’ are to sing the England World Cup Song for 2006. Who are they? Never heard of them myself, but

Tuesday 28th March 2006

Embrace are to record the official England World Cup song for The FA.

After much speculation, The FA has today confirmed that chart-toppers Embrace will record the official England World Cup song to be released prior to the World Cup.

The top guitar-band were approached by The FA earlier this year and jumped at the chance to be part of the traditional World Cup preparations by writing a track for the team.

The song is titled ‘World At Your Feet’ but the demos are being kept under wraps for the time being and will be revealed nearer to the start of the tournament. (more…)

The Sun newspaper is looking for a new Anthem for this years World Cup? Can you write a decent catchy chorus?

THE FA can be so boringly predictable – and we’ve got to shake them up because England’s official World Cup song is at stake.

I’ve seen the latest wish list of artists the Football Association are now chasing to record England’s World Cup anthem — and the names are so obvious, it’s a joke.

What we need is another World In Motion, NEW ORDER’s catchy 1990 World Cup tune.

Who would you like to do the song? Let me know and we can pressure the bands and the FA to take up the challenge.

Text BIZ (space then message) to 61008 or email me on biz@the-sun.co.uk or ring me on 020 7782 4036.

It’s 40 years since we last lifted the trophy — and a stonking song would kick off things brilliantly for Germany.

Full Article at The Sun