Football Chants
Saturday, August 5th, 2006Borrowed from the sports forum at The DVD Forums.
1. Against Man utdPark, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house”2. (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*** one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc3. Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
‘Going down, going down, going down.’
Sunderland fans reply…..
‘So are we , so are we , so are we.’
4. Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
“Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?”
5. Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
“You’re just a fat Eddie Murphy”
6. (To the tune of Craig David – Rewind):
“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER”
7. To Graham Rix when he was released from prison (To a Manic Street Preachers song):
“If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next”
8. Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn’t like the idea of a swear word in his song.
He’s here, he’s there
We’re not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf”9. A song about Tim Howard’s tourettes syndrome….. in style of Chim-Chiminey
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We’ve got Tim Howard
and he says **** YOU!!10. In reference to Jaime Carragher’s dad being banned from football stadium after being arrested for being drunk at a football match…
He’s red,
He’s sound,
He’s banned from every ground,
Carra’s dad,
Carra’s dad11. Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews…
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be *****,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland12. Here’s a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover…
He’s bald,
He’s ****,
He gets a game when no-one’s fit,Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!13. To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you’re bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad14. A beauty for Liverpool, shame Biscan’s left…
Don’t blame it on the Biscan,
Don’t blame it on the Hamann,
Don’t blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.
He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.15. Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
“Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams”...
